ITS NOT EASY BEING GREEN!!!

Today, La Salle had a heart breaking lost to FEU in the Finals of this year UAAP. 3 minutes remaining, La Salle was leading the game 71-67... then with 37 seconds to go... score shifted to 72-71 to FEU's favor, ( i was hearing this through a local fm radio station while riding the FX going to Cubao) the game ended as a sorry loss for La Salle (73-71 in FEU's favor) giving FEU the Championship for the Men's Basketball Tournament this year... of course my pride was wounded...

I got off at the Araneta near Farmers to ride the MRT... This train i rode was jampacked like a sardine can... I was standing infront of a couple from La Salle, i could tell, from the long faces and the shirts they wore (GANG GREEN). I was overhearing their conversation, how they felt bad that La Salle choked for the 2nd time in the finals in the dying seconds. What ticked me off from their conversation was when the girl blurted out "Nakakahiya.... talo na tyo naka La Salle pa tyo!", pertaining to the shirt she was wearing. Being an LSGH Alumni myself, it hurts me to hear this from a fellow La Sallian.

HINDI NAKAKAHIYA MAGING LASALISTA... HEAR ME AGAIN FOOL! HINDI NAKAKAHIYA NAGING LASALISTA KAHIT KAILAN!

It is my pride and joy to say that I have green blood running through my veins. I chose to study in the school that I thought and still think gives quality education. It is sad to hear words like that. Eventhough La Salle lost, or like what they said choked and lost the game 2x in the finals, I am still proud to say.. I am a La Sallian... Its good to hear news like winning championships, events and whatnot.. but that's not everything... It's the education that you've gotten from the school...

So hear this all you posers... hitching a ride on the limelight just because you study in La Salle. F*@# &*%! You didn't learn anything from my school!

Hail! Hail! Alma Mater!

Hail to De La Salle!

We'll hold our banner high and bright!

Our shield of green and white!

We'll fight to keep your glory bright,

and never shall we fail!

Hail to thee our Alma Mater!

Hail! Hail! Hail!

LOST and FOUND

Thanks for the wonders of the computer age, you get to meet new people. You also get to find lost friends(lovers?).

A few days ago... we just found out that on friendster, that you can look up the people that have view your profile. And guess what, I found somebody that I would never really imagine would look me up. A long lost friend, I really would want to hook up with one of these days. Let's not mention the real name... let that person be named Renoa.

Renoa is a blast from my past. I met Renoa when I was in college, if I remember right,that was January 24, 1999. Special day, special someone? Probably?! We would not know since we met at the wrong place and time. Maybe, if we met 2 or 3 years later, things would have been VERY different. It's complicated.. maybe on some other blog.

RENOA... Thanks for the memories, glad to have found someone I once lost.

And like you said, lets keep in touch... That would be a great idea...

MUSIC FROM MY SOUL

Here are a few of the things I listen to....

Have fun.. rock on....

Music Videos provided by Homi

STAGES ng Crush

pano ba nagsisimula ang CRUSH?
STAGE 1: :"ALIW AKO!"

it goes like this... lalapit ka sa friend mo..
tapos you'll say, "ei!kilala mo ba si ______(nj, weng) ...or whatever his damn name is!?
wala lang...aliw lang talaga ako sa kanya..."sabay smile..."hindi ko sya crush ha!!!
talagang nakakatuwa lang sya!"

kaya nga eh...tuwang tuwa ka...it shows...naaaliw ka nga talaga...grabe!!!
di mo ba alam na dyan nagsisimula yan...

STAGE 2: "NAKAKA-MISS SYA

"ayan na po...hinahanap mo na...yung dialogue naman nyan ganito...
"uy, nasan kaya si ______? matagal ko na syang dinakikita eh...wala lang naninibago lang ako...
"sigurado ka bang yun lang...

aba! bago mo naman sya nakilala eh okay lang sayo na he does not exist.. eh bakit ngayonhinahanap-hanap mo...sigurado ka bang NANINIBAGO KA LANG????

STAGE 3: "CUTE PALA SYA!" a.k.a "the denial of reality

"hay...ayaw pa kasing aminin eh...paka totoo kana noh!!! "
ei, alam mo cute pala si ______! pag tiningnan mong mabuti..."
o kaya... "ang cute naman nyang magsmile...tapos ang bouncy ng hair nya..."
tpos biglang sasabihin... "hindi ko sya crush ha...
ung hair(smile or whatever nabagay na related sa kanya) lng nya ang gusto ko!"

SIGURADO KA LANG??? eh bakit sa tinagal-tagal namagkasama kayongayonmo lang narealize...hm...something's fishy...

STAGE 4: "ALAM MO CRUSH KO NA YATA SYA...

"Hay naku!!! may pa yata-yata ka pang nalalaman...ilang months or years mo inipon ang courage mo para aminin yan...when in fact it's so obvious...alam na ng buo mong barkada bago mo paman sinabi....atleast di ba "HONEST" kana sa sarili mo...

STAGE 5: "TODO NA TO!"

eto na siguro yung part na pinaka maraming complications...kasi alam na ng barkada mo...
at ikaw...kilig effect ka sa isang tabi....eto na yung stage na may sub levels...
ayon sa iyong mga kabaliwang gagawin just for the sake of your so-called love life:

a. shy effect okay...nandyan ka lang sa isang tabi...nagmumuni-muni kahit within 1 meter radius lang ang crush mo...kunwari walang reaction...
tanong lang ha? HANGGANG KAILAN???

b. kababawan yung bang tipong nadikitan mo lang sya by a quarter of a second sa hibla ng damit nya eh hanggang langit na yung tuwa mo..yun bang pwede ka nang mamatay...hay grabe ha...
o kya naman makasalubong mo lang sya eh papasa kana sa exams....hm...wag sobrahan!!!

c. non stop talk well...it just means na wala ka nang ibang kinuwento kundi sya...
"he's like this...blah blah blah." its all about him...

d. stalker in short...your a walking encyclopedia about him...alam mo lahat ng dapat malaman tungkol sa kanya...schedule nya,adress, phone numbers...san sya tumaTambay...
lahat ng favorite snya...pangalan ng parents nya...size ng pants, shoes, shirts nya...
pati yata brand ng brief nya alam mo na...tsk!tsk!tsk! freaky..

e. obssesesion hhm, kailangan pa bang i-explain yan????

STAGE 6: GETTING TO KNOW YOU

...Sa wakas...kilala ka na rin ng crush mo...eh di happy kana diba....it's your time to shine at magpakitang gilas...hehehe! kaso take note this is the most dangerous stage...
remember that once you get to know him..there might be a possibility nama-in love ka...

o complicated na yan!!!! pero pwede rin na crush mo lang talaga sya...
there also maybe a chance na mawala ung pagka crush mo sa kanya...
or you two might be good friends....friends...as in FRIENDS!!!

daming possibilities...it's up to you kung what will you choose...
basta make sure it's the best for both of you...

GUYS and GIRLS

Well here are a few reasons that girls like guys

1. The way they always wear their favorite cologne (which happens to be the one that you bought them for their birthday)
2. The way the run their hands through your hair
3. The way that they look at you and you want to die right then and there
4. The way that they casually put their arms around you
5. The way that they kiss away your tears
6. ...and the way that they then get mad at how they can't make your problem go away
7. The way they show off around their friends, even though you both know that you would love them even if they missed a basket or two
8. How there eyes light up at the result of 3 hours of preparing for your date
9. How they always know just what to say to make you blush
10. How they sometimes think that they know just what to say to make you feel better, even if you think that it is the worst thing that they could say
11. The way they hold you close when you are cold
12. How they look at you when your mad at them and all your anger melts away
13. How they always smile when you are together
14. The way that they always let you win any game that you play together
15. ... and then when you point that out to them they pretend to not know what you are talking about
16. The way that they smile at you
17. The way that you feel when they call to apologize after you had a big fight
18. The way that they say I love you
19. The way that they say I love you in front of their friends
20. The way that they touch and hold you so gently, like they are afraid that they will break you
21. The way that they kiss you
22. The way that they open their arms to you when you are crying
23. The way that they never admit that you hurt them
24. The way that they try not to cry when they are afraid that they are losing you
25. The way that they think that they are your big protector, even though you think that you are theirs
26. The way that they say I miss you, even though they hate to admit it
27. The way that you miss everything about them when they are gone
28. The way that they remember your special moments, or aniversaries when you think that they forgot
29. The way that they apologize when they do forget
30. The way that they comfort you when you have a bad day
31. The way that you can't wait to get home and tell them all about your day
32. The way that they write you love letters even if they think that it is uncool
33. How they would rather be with you then their friends sometime
34. How you want to hug them even though they are all sweaty
35. Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them... it matters not.

Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without a trace of sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley comsumed within the rhythimic beatings of his heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing a feeling, that is only felt.

WELL here's a few reasons why guys like girls

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. the ease in which they fit into our arms
5. the way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while
8. because they are always warm even when its minus 30 out side
9. the way they look good no matter what they wear
10. the way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. the way her hand always finds yours
13. the way they smile
14. the way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. the way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....
16. the way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you'
18. actually... just the way they kiss you...
19. the way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. then the way apologize when it does hurt ..(even though we don't admit it!)
23. the way they say "I miss you"
24. the way you miss them
25. the way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them... it matters not.

Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

Famous break up lines

Here are some famous Break-up Lines...

Do some of these lines ring a bell?

Nagamit nyo na ba to o Ginamit senyo... HAHAHA...

Has anyone ever dumped you before?
Well... here are some of the most obvious, insensitive and often over used break up lines...

1. "I just realized that I don't want to be touched." ---- duh?!

2. "I'm confused and I need some time out to find myself!!!" --> Eto flashlight, go look for yourself!

3. "Maybe this is not the right time for us." --> Anak ng tipaklong! di na kita tatanggapin ulit no?! Bakit? anong oras ba dapat?! alas-otso?????

4. "Di kita maalagaan ng tulad ng ineexpect mo. You deserve someone better. That's not me."
--> Bakit sinabi ko bang gusto ko ng YAYA????

5. "Lasing lang ako kagabi. Sorry." --> Eh ako ba lasing? Sino nagsabi sa iyo na manligaw ka ng lasing!

6. "We are too different from each other." --> Bakit anong klaseng ANIMAL ka??

True lies and true lines:
7. "We have to meet other people to see what it's like to be with someone else. I'm giving you that choice. if you come back to me, we'll both be better from having chosen freely." --> HoY! mga palusot mo! break kung ayaw mo na...dami mo pang satsat eh!

8. "Someday, hahanapin kita, when we're both ready. When we don't care about the odds. Kung tayo talaga, tayo rin in the end, di ba?" --> tataguan na kita! kala mo magpapahanap ako!!

9. "I really think that we should break up." "Why?" "Because I don't know if I still love you."
-->Tapos next week may kasama na siyang iba. Olrayt sa okei!

10. "I just realized I haven't had time to walk my dog..." --> O cge! lakad mo na rin buong pamilya mo! magsama kayo ng aso mo!

11. "It's not you, it's me... -->Buti alam mo

12. "Talagang kapatid/kaibigan lang ang turing ko sa 'yo, e. Let's keep it that way."
-->ganun mo pala ituring ang kapatid/kaibigan mo... tsk... tsk...

13. "we are not growing anymore." -->nakalimutan ko nasa talampakan pala ang utak mo

14. "I don't have feelings for you anymore." -->Wala ka kcng puso!

15. "i need space..." -->dun ka sa OUTER SPACE!

16. "Mahahanap mo rin ang para sa iyo. Good luck na lang." -->Magtago kang mabuti ha, ayaw na kitang makita

17. "We don't fit in together." -->yeah yeah right!

18. "sorry kisses, di ka gusto ng mama ko" -->di ko rin gus2 nanay mo!

19. "Sorry, I just realized mas gusto ko sa lalake "-->eh di umamin ka rin!

20. "let's call it QUITS! " -->QUITS mo mukha mo!

21. "Pupunta na ako sa America and I won't come back. Don't follow me there, please."-->Bat sa AMerica? bat di na lng sa IRAQ?

22. " Na Realize ko mahal ko papala Ex ko " -->Cnong Ex?? May pumatol pa pala sayo?!?!?!?!

23. " Masyado kang Bata " -->Mamasan pala ang gusto mo

24. " Kung talagang tayo kahit saang sulok ng mundo magtatagpo tayo" -->Hinding hindi na tayo magtatagpo25. "it was not meant to be ... so honey i am setting you free to look for your destiny" -->may pa-destiny destiny ka pang nalalaman...

26. "our time together was beautiful ... but I realized that there are still things i like todiscover so ...." -->Ikaw ba c Magellan???

27. "you are too immature for me..." -->OO na, MAMASAN nga ang gus2 mo eh

28. "It seems that we are not compatible with each other." -->nde nga, TAO ako, HAYUP ka!

29. "Tama na. Ayoko na. " -->Eh di WAG!!!!

30. " i've decided to move on with my life... " --> go on, basta wag ka ng magpapakita

31. "DI NA KITA MAHAL?" -->!@$%^&*(()!!!!

Minsan sa buhay ng isang tao . . . masarap magmahal . . pero pag iniwan ka nang taong mahal mo . . . Eto lang ang masasabi mo . "Minsan lang magmahal ang pusong tanga . . . Bakit sa isang walang hiya pa?!!!" DAMN!!!

101 Things Not to Say During Sex!!!

1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Do you smell something burning?
5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...
6. Try breathing through your nose.
7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
10. But whipped cream makes me break out.
11. Person 1: This is your first time..right? Person 2: Yeah.. today
12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!
13. Can you please pass me the remote control?
14. Do you accept Visa?
15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
18. So much for mouth-to-mouth.
19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
22. Do you get any premium movie channels?
23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
24. (preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam-cleaned this couch!
25. Got any penicillin?
26. But I just brushed my teeth...
27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
29. I want a baby!
30. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
31. (in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...
33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
34. I think you have it on backwards.
35. When is this supposed to feel good?
36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
37. You're good enough to do this for a living!
38. Is that blood on the headboard?
39. Did I remember to take my pill?
40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
41. I wish we got the Playboy channel...
42. That leak better be from the waterbed!
43. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!
44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..
45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
46. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance..
47. No, really... I do this part better myself!
48. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
49. This would be more fun with a few more people.
50. You're almost as good as my ex!
51. Do you know the definition of statutory rape?
52. Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
53. You look younger than you feel. 54. Perhaps you're just out of practice.
55. You sweat more than a galloping stallion!
56. They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash.
57. Now I know why he/she dumped you...
58. Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?
59. You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated.
60. What tampon?
61. Have you ever considered liposuction?
62. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
63. What are you planning to make for breakfast?
64. I have a confession...
65. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
66. Are those real or am I just behind the times?
67. Were you by any chance repressed as a child?
68. Is that a hanging sculpture?
69. You'll still vote for me, won't you?
70. Did I mention my transsexual operation?
71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
72. Did you come yet, dear?
73. I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...
74. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!
75. Does this count as a date?
76. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!
77. Hic! I need another beer for this please.
78. I think biting is romantic- don't you?
79. Q: You can cook, too right? A: (Whaddaya think I'm doin'?)
80. When would you like to meet my parents?
81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like...
Woman: Yourself?
82. Have you seen "Fatal Attraction" movie?
83. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.
84. Don't mind me. I always file my nails in bed.
85. (in a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?
86. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?
87. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman.
88. Sorry but I don't do toes!
89. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!
90. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!
91. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...
92. I'll bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquirer".
93. So that's why they call you Mr. Flash!
94. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
95. Is this a sin too?
96. I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain!
97. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?
98. Long kisses clog my sinuses...
99. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
100. How long do you plan to be "almost there"?
101. You mean you're NOT my blind date?

CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER's SOUL

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"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy

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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~ Frank Sinatra
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"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." ~ Ernest Hemingway
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."~ Henny Youngman ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~Stephen Wright ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~ Brian O'Rourke
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"Beer (or wine) is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~ Dave Barry
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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!! ~ "Unknown" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest on es at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

WHAT GUYS WANNA SAY... BUT DONT!

WHAT GUYS WANNA SAY......BUT DONT!
1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.
2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend IS an ass.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like shit.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just say it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us to think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10.We'll never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong.
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean you don't have to apologize when you're wrong.
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things about you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we'd say."
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. Always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach...and maybe...oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us its just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat, and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.

Wash your English....

Here are a few glibs of conversations from an interview at a call center, read and have a good laugh!

I am a flexible and I am perseverance person (when asked to describe her personality)

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I want to learn more English words. (When asked why he wanted to work in a call center). [Damn! Read the dictionary!]

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Do you have any extra ordinary positions that I can take for granted (Roughly Translated: Meron po ba kayong ibang position na pwede ko'ng apply-an?)

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"Ten" (When asked to count from 1 to 40 to measure her articulation)

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"Kelan Po?" (When asked to count from 1 to 40 to measure her articulation)

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"I want to career my call center" (A civil Engineer applicant on a Phone interview)

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"What company are you again?" (Translated: Anong company ka connected?)

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"Am I feet-ed for the position?" (Qualified ba ako?) [Paa-hin ba ito]

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"I had an experience last year ago...to transak"

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"The sky is blue is the rain drops is near to fall (Answer to the question: Why do you think is the sky blue?)

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[The MSOffice spelling checker hates this one] "I would choose IRATE CALLERS, Sir." (Answer to the question: If you will change the COLOR of the world, what would it be and why?)

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"Pede makuha yong telephone mo?" (Read: Can I get your phone number?) [Pano pa ako magtatawag nyan?]

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I'm enough feet-ed for the job

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"My 1 brother and 4 sister is elder than me" "My dad died during the middle of my stay in UST." "I able to gradweyt in 2003"

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"I'm only a shifter of the course."

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"Leif Garret sing the song BORN IN THE USA."

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"I learned that call center is good so I try to get my luck..."

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"I heard to anybody that call center is a good pay."

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"While my college days." (I think he meant DURING...)

"I'm an hanes person..." [Di ba brand ng damet yon?]

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"I am with competent for this job."

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"I am a cheerful personality."

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"I'm planning to transfered here in Manila."

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"I know all THAT things."

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"I want to experience how to contact with them." (referring to customers)

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"I live from Pandacan, Manila."

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"It's Challenge." (An applicants answer to the question: Why do you want to work in a call center?)

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"I want to use a school supplies."

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"I wear a long hair" (CSA)

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"Shape it into heart or flower." (CSA)

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"Spouch"(He meant spouse)

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"Jopanes" (Japanese)

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"Pud in yur tang." (Food in your mouth)

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"Just a walk away." (answer to the question: How far is FEU from UE)

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"There's not much the same!" (Read: There's not much difference)

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"I want to expose myself to the customers." (Answer to why he wants to work in a call center") - Flasher ITO!

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"Is there an opening for a call center?" (Oh so you want to become a call center now huh?)

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"Is the women whom are you looking for me gave to you my number?" (What? It's a wrong mistake!)

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"It's very useable." (He meant it's useful)

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"Bend like a dog." (Ano raw? Bastos ito!)

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"Blow an air." (Ano raw ulit?)

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"I can't bret lyk dat." (Hindi raw sha makahinga.)

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"Hi. Good afternoon, my name is _____, and I'M a call center from the Philippines." (solohin ba)

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"Can you call back 'coz I'm dealing some people here." (Answer to the question: Can I conduct a phone interview?")

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"Chocolates, boys with tongue pierce." (Answer to the question: What are your weaknesses?)

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"I think Grade 3 and 4 students are very childish!" (Answer to the question: What do you think is the most difficult part of teaching Grade 3 and 4 students)